Let's be real.
We sneak food into the movie theater.
Our favorite movie treats?
Complete meals from Taco Bell.
Including large fountain drinks that I've learned to balance in my purse.
Bringing in outside food is shocking to some people, though.
We often bring cans of pop, and once after popping the top,
we heard someone whisper distressedly a few rows behind us,
"Did you hear that? Someone just opened a can. They don't sell cans here!"
Give me a break.